Oh, Georgios! What the hell is going on? First, you get caught fooling around with a guy who looks like an otter wearing shorts. Then, you start dressing like Bono. And now, you’ve been arrested for getting stoned and passing out behind the wheel of your car–for the third time this year!

His latest scrape came just after 3.20am yesterday. Police received calls about a car causing an obstruction at the junction of Cricklewood Lane with Hendon Way, North West London. They found the Careless Whispers singer’s Mercedes stationary at the lights…

His partner Kenny Goss said at their North London home last night: “He has nothing to say. He’s fine and I’ve got him a McDonald’s.”

George, we love you, and we want you to live long enough to record numerous new albums that we will never, ever hear. So let’s make some changes to your routine: The next time you feel the desire to get stoned and eat a Crunchie McFlurry–and trust us, we can relate–get someone else to drive you. Can’t your stubble wrangler take care of this? Or, better yet, Andrew Ridgeley?

George in 999 dope dash [The Sun Online]