The Greatest Musical Drug-Bust Of All Time

October 3rd, 2006 // 9 Comments

clown.jpgA headline like this just makes all the broken hearts in the world alive with joy. The full story’s here, but the link doesn’t seem to be working properly. Make sure you post your guesses regarding the “Clown”‘s identity before jumping!


  1. Mick Kraut

    I change my guess to LOS LONELY BOYS

  2. Ēl Bunchö!

    $37 million worth of blow was being transported on a tour bus? I’d love to talk to whoever thought THAT was a good idea.

  3. HighburyGoon

    That local news post says that it was a Mexican band. Hmm…

  4. kerrang

    Morrissey?

  5. grumpypants

    Gwar? Are they considered clown-ish? If not in looks then deeds?

  6. jojadog

    Michael Bolton – Although the headline could have been more descriptive. “No-Talent-Ass-Clown Tour Bus”

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  7. Brian Raftery

    Man, you guys really, really hate ICP. There goes our Coulda-Woulda-Shoulda on “Chicken Huntin’”!

  8. deusdiabolus

    I thought ICP at first too, but when I read the story I immediately thought of DeBarge. And then I felt a little sad. After all, where’s their biopic?

  9. deusdiabolus

    I thought of the Juggalos too, but when I read the story, a different musical act immediately came to mind, which prompts the following question:

    Why hasn’t DeBarge had a biopic yet? Not even a Movie of the Week. Come on, now….

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