Courtney Love’s Memoirs: We’re Pretty Sure She Didn’t Use A Ghostwriter

lovebook.jpgWe just spent the last half-hour or so thumbing through Courtney Love’s upcoming scrapbook-style memoir, Dirty Blonde, and it’s just about as nutty as you’d imagine, with lots of messily scrawled “confessionals,” don’t-I-look-hot pictorials, and an email exchange with Lindsay Lohan (OMIGOD so BFF!). Anyway, we realize we have an unfair advantage here, but can you pick which one of the following zonked-out diatribes does not appear in the book?

UPDATE: As many of you guessed, No. 2 was the fake. Courtney would never forget what she did with the ketamine.

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  1. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    I’ll be pissed if it’s the third one because that’s good advice in general.

  2. PengIn  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    Please, please, please tell me that this is posthumous release.

  3. Kevin7  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    Are you telling me I’ve been looking at Courtney Love’s ass for the past 15 seconds? Please confirm that it ain’t her in that photo; or else my lunch will come back up.

  4. SlimShadenfruede  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    I’m already puking.

  5. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    Francis Bean must be like Bart Simpson at this point…

    “[Sigh] – time to repress another memory. I…am…at…Disneyland…DISNEYLAND!

  6. millwhistle  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2006

    Well, that, or she’s writing her own memoir. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s on shelves by 2010.

  7. Kattullus  |   Posted on Oct 19th, 2006

    Courtney Love can’t possibly be as fucked up as she acts in public. My reason for thinking that is this: Frances Bean seems like a very nice, well-adjusted girl.

    If her mother lived up to the image, there’s no way that Frances could be this well turned out.

  8. FionaScrapple  |   Posted on Oct 19th, 2006

    She killed him!

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