This Is Probably Not What They Mean By “SexyBack”

The one on the left is from Spin; the one on the right is courtesy of Velvetrope.com (and yes, that is the Counting Crows’ Adam Duritz). Which one would you find more disturbing to wake up with in the morning?

Slayer: Cut Like A Knife
[SPIN.com]
You need to see this adam duritz tattoo…you do [Velvet Rope forum]

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12 Responses to “This Is Probably Not What They Mean By “SexyBack””

  1. by Catbirdseat at 1:13 am

    Actually, scratch what I said before: It’s not Fred Flintstone after all: it’s Patton Oswalt dressed as Fred Flintstone

  2. by AcilletaM at 1:45 am

    Catbirdseat, you’re spending a disturbing amount of time comtemplating that tattoo.

  3. by zibby at 1:59 am

    Disgusting and stomach turning.

    And why did the other guy cut himself?

  4. by Matthew Perpetua at 10:03 am

    Wow that Duritz tattoo is all the more alarming for its middle-school art class shading and the “straight edge” banner just above it.

  5. by Catbirdseat at 10:11 am

    Who told you that was the Counting Crows guy? Dude, it’s so obviously Fred Flintstone.

    Yabba Dabba Duritz!

  6. by Ned Raggett at 10:13 am

    Isn’t the Slayer one kinda what you expect to see? Especially after the one album cover.

  7. by PengIn at 10:17 am

    The only time I have been legitimately afraid for my continued existence was at a Slayer show. Some of their fans are “dead eyes” type scary.

    Also, I would rather slice my back up with razor blades than have Duritz’ Coke peddling smirk permanantly scrawled on there.

  8. by AcilletaM at 10:25 am

    I am more disturbed by the Duritz tat than the Slayer knife work. However I would be completely freaked out if I woke up with either of them.

  9. by DK10 at 10:43 am

    Courteney Cox really has let herself go. You’d think she would’ve gotten that tattoo removed once she got married — or at least had it altered somehow to resemble David Arquette.

  10. by Ted Striker at 10:48 am

    You should see his chest. He’s got “Shannon Hoon R.I.P” in huge Gothic letters.

  11. by rockwillnotdie at 11:30 am

    that guy should really update his adam duritz tat to look more like the more zaftig adam duritz of today: http://www.statenews.com/dispimage.phtml?image=4312.

  12. by SirLoin at 11:46 am

    Can’t you just imagine this guy taking his shirt off at an “Earth Crisis” show, and charges into the pit only to have the entire crowd and the band stop suddenly and just stare in complete, utter confusion at his back — like a puppy discovering his penis for the first time.

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