This Is Probably Not What They Mean By “SexyBack”

The one on the left is from Spin; the one on the right is courtesy of Velvetrope.com (and yes, that is the Counting Crows’ Adam Duritz). Which one would you find more disturbing to wake up with in the morning?

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[SPIN.com]
You need to see this adam duritz tattoo…you do [Velvet Rope forum]

 
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  1. Matthew Perpetua  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    Wow that Duritz tattoo is all the more alarming for its middle-school art class shading and the “straight edge” banner just above it.

  2. Catbirdseat  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    Who told you that was the Counting Crows guy? Dude, it’s so obviously Fred Flintstone.

    Yabba Dabba Duritz!

  3. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    Isn’t the Slayer one kinda what you expect to see? Especially after the one album cover.

  4. PengIn  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    The only time I have been legitimately afraid for my continued existence was at a Slayer show. Some of their fans are “dead eyes” type scary.

    Also, I would rather slice my back up with razor blades than have Duritz’ Coke peddling smirk permanantly scrawled on there.

  5. AcilletaM  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    I am more disturbed by the Duritz tat than the Slayer knife work. However I would be completely freaked out if I woke up with either of them.

  6. DK10  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    Courteney Cox really has let herself go. You’d think she would’ve gotten that tattoo removed once she got married — or at least had it altered somehow to resemble David Arquette.

  7. Ted Striker  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    You should see his chest. He’s got “Shannon Hoon R.I.P” in huge Gothic letters.

  8. rockwillnotdie  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    that guy should really update his adam duritz tat to look more like the more zaftig adam duritz of today: http://www.statenews.com/dispimage.phtml?image=4312.

  9. SirLoin  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    Can’t you just imagine this guy taking his shirt off at an “Earth Crisis” show, and charges into the pit only to have the entire crowd and the band stop suddenly and just stare in complete, utter confusion at his back — like a puppy discovering his penis for the first time.

  10. Catbirdseat  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    Actually, scratch what I said before: It’s not Fred Flintstone after all: it’s Patton Oswalt dressed as Fred Flintstone

  11. AcilletaM  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    Catbirdseat, you’re spending a disturbing amount of time comtemplating that tattoo.

  12. zibby  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    Disgusting and stomach turning.

    And why did the other guy cut himself?

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