In what will probably be Kevin Federline’s best piece of press all week–and, we swear, our last mention of this ferret-eyed nincompoop forever–The Smoking Gun has published his tour rider. And we’re pretty sure who helped him write it up:
One (1) bottle of Jack Daniels
One (1) bottle of Grey Goose vodka
Beer??
Two (2) Packs of Marlboro cigarettes (1 red/1 light)
One (1) Bag Of Doritos (Regular or Cool Ranch flavors)
Note that he doesn’t include any over-the-top jimmy-hat requests, proving once and for all that he’s not a real rapper.
Anyway, this list takes us back to the old days, when Kevin and Britney were still together, and he would sit in the grotto and call out: “Hey girl, is ‘beer’ spelled with one question mark, or two?”
Backstage With Kevin Federline [The Smoking Gun]
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