The Cobrasnake was at last night’s Zune party in L.A., which drew lots of young, good-looking marketing tools bloggity types. We were going to write up some hilarious captions for these pictures, but we have no idea who any of these people are (Gerard does, though). Take a look, and if you can ID anyone, let us know at tips@idolator.com.
Zune party [The Cobrasnake]
Is it wrong that I want to punch out anyone who’s ever been the subject of a Cobrasnake photo? I’m sure they’re otherwise nice people (some of them anyway), but Cobrasnake photos steal people’s souls.
The guy in the lower-righthand picture looks like a Dr. Seuss character.
Maybe Bush will fire the Cobra Snake, citing a failed war and wanting to spend more time with his kids.
Cobra Snake … “I don’t expect the American public to understand what a complex photographic scene LA is.”
Here’s the caption:
“Hey, I’m totally railed right now. My parents are “this close” to cutting me off. I guess I’d like to experiment with just about everything. I don’t even know what that means anymore. Someone help me. Irony and narcissism have seriously altered my brain waves. Trust fund please?”
Apply to every Cobrasnake photo.
Like a blank slate. Never seen any of those people before in my life. Maybe it’s a publicity stunt and they flew people in from the midwest and styled them to see if anyone would notice!