Pick Of The ‘Fork: Can You Spot The Fake?

Welcome to Pick Of The ‘Fork, Idolator’s weekly attempt to achieve the dizzying metaphoric feats that the reviewers at Pitchfork pull off without breaking a sweat. The drill: We post four sentences, you vote for the one that didn’t run in the tastemaking bible this week. We wait a few hours to see if we duped you, and then we post the sources of each quote plucked from Pitchfork’s pages. Happy voting!

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