Good Lord. For once, we’re dumbstruck. Who the hell designed this? Michael Richards?
[Picture via Freshness]
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holy hell. Someone’s out of a job.
The angle makes it look like he’s got Marty Feldman eyes.
This is a joke, right? RIGHT?
“The angle makes it look like he’s got Marty Feldman eyes.”
Or Biggie Smalls eyes?
If Michael Richards designed it, the picture is upside down, and the fork is missing.
Oh man. Another Vice Magazine doll? zzzz.
Oh…my…God.
Does Jay-Z even wear chains like that?
Did the makers of Davey and Goliath decide to add a Stepin Fetchit character?
Even those slutty Bratz dolls are less trashy and cheaply made than whoever made this monstrosity.
It’s like a rappin’ Mr. Potato Head.
Someone Japanese?
So sad, especially given that today is Jay-Z’s birthday.
Does sorta beg the legitimate question tho… why do all hip-hop musicians (y’know, the ones who all try desperately to sound like New York street thugs despite having grown their punk asses up in Malibou) look like they’re terminally constipated?
I mean, c’mon, how unhappy can you justify being if the most challenging part of your day is hauling $2mil of platinum & diamonds around your neck while “bustin’ a rhyme”? I’m just thinking, maybe pawn off some bling and snag a “Happy Meal” or whatever might help ya crack a smile…