Yesterday, we posted the casting call for VH1′s latest bimbos-on-parade show, which advertised the chance to get down and dirty with “one of the ’90s HOTTEST ROCKERS.” But we’ve received multiple tips that the frontman in question is actually Bret Michaels of Poison–a band that is not only forever entwined with the ’80s, but whose ’90s studio output is equivalent to that of Guns N’ Roses. Congratulations, VH1–if this is true, you’re even more shameless than we thought you were. We can’t wait until it’s revealed that the show is actually called I Want Action.
Poison – Unskinny Bop [MP3, link removed]
Earlier: Mystery ’90s Frontman Gets Ready To Shed Clothing, Decency For VH1