When professional blogger (and full-time turdsmith) Perez Hilton isn’t busy violating photo-copyright laws, he’s writing breathlessly exclamatory reviews of his favorite bands. Can you guess which quote actually belongs to Perez, and which is a fake? And can you still have children after reading this toxic crap?
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Perez Hilton’s Music-Blogging Career Hotter Than Ever
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Jeezy peezy. Perez. Sort it out there, buddy. Are those quotes for real??
This was the hardest poll you’ve had in weeks! Did I just make a Perez-level double entendre?
Look at all those exclamation marks. Apparently Perez has been listening to some Sufjan.
Is it sad that I actually know this answer? And I’m straight? Pretty damn straight?
He’s such a piece of shit.
So is the Onion’s Jackey Harvey based on Perez Hilton or is it the other way around?
that bitch is crazy~! she’s like a gay Latino Jiminy Glick on meth, all huddled over her laptop in the corner coffee shop, powdered donut sugar in the creases of her lips.
That is a good picture of Lohan though. She’s got those come hither eyes.
More like “coke thither.”