When professional blogger (and full-time turdsmith) Perez Hilton isn’t busy violating photo-copyright laws, he’s writing breathlessly exclamatory reviews of his favorite bands. Can you guess which quote actually belongs to Perez, and which is a fake? And can you still have children after reading this toxic crap?
Perez Hilton’s Music-Blogging Career Hotter Than Ever
December 7th, 2006 // 9 Comments
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He’s such a piece of shit.
So is the Onion’s Jackey Harvey based on Perez Hilton or is it the other way around?
that bitch is crazy~! she’s like a gay Latino Jiminy Glick on meth, all huddled over her laptop in the corner coffee shop, powdered donut sugar in the creases of her lips.
That is a good picture of Lohan though. She’s got those come hither eyes.
More like “coke thither.”
Jeezy peezy. Perez. Sort it out there, buddy. Are those quotes for real??
This was the hardest poll you’ve had in weeks! Did I just make a Perez-level double entendre?
Look at all those exclamation marks. Apparently Perez has been listening to some Sufjan.
Is it sad that I actually know this answer? And I’m straight? Pretty damn straight?