Liner Notes: Jessica Simpson’s Cup Of Ambition Runs Dry

December 22nd, 2006 // 1 Comment

- Jessica Simpson’s flubbed version of “9 to 5″ has been completely scrapped from next week’s TV broadcast of the Kennedy Center’s tribute to Dolly Parton. Look for it on YouTube by the time we’re done typing this. [BBC]
- The Cure headlining the closing party for the Winter Music Conference? In Miami? What’s next, Robert Smith dyeing his hair blonde? [Spin]
- Paul Westerberg, after a candle/screwdriver incident that left him with some ripped cartilage in his left hand, may not be able to play guitar again for a year. [Billboard]


  1. Deadly Tango

    Great line about Westerberg from the comments on the Minneapolis City Pages site (with apologies to the non-college-hoops-obsessed): “That goofy bastard, perhaps this is his chance to work on playing left handed. Greg Oden’s game was [already] super elevated when he hurt his wrist this fall, and now look at him!” Personally, I hope Westerberg uses the time off to rediscover a sarcastic funny bone and a way to channel his original substance-fueled brilliance (without the substances, of course) … a tall order, but I’d hope that he’s up to the challenge.

    As for Ms. Buffalo Wings, I saw the footage of her actual performance at the Kennedy Center a few weeks back. It wasn’t a “first take” but the actual awards event. The mid-song breakdown was sincere and heartfelt and clearly a product of the moment (singing to and in front of a musical inspiration and idol). Of course, honesty and emotion and raw edges are not permitted in Washington DC or in a carefully-packaged, two-months-after-the-fact television special. To learn that there was a “second take” (i.e. playing to an empty Kennedy Center or in front of a green-screen) is just sour icing on the cake of disgust.

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