Eddie Van Halen Refuses To Eat ‘Em And Smile

The good news about Eddie Van Halen’s appearance in the new issue of Guitar World: During a CD-ROM video interview, he seems coherent, and his voice hasn’t been completely destroyed by chain-smoking. The bad news: He makes every effort not to show off his choppers, meaning we’re still not sure if the guy has any teeth left. We’re curious only because we love the guy, and want to make sure that he’s around for the next three price-gouging VH reunion tours.

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9 Responses to “Eddie Van Halen Refuses To Eat ‘Em And Smile”

  1. by FionaScrapple at 1:53 am

    It’s 1984 all over again…from the neck down.

  2. by JobCain at 1:58 am

    I believe that’s a well-sculpted Sir Anthony Hopkins wearing Eddie’s face.

  3. by brasstax at 11:24 am

    Tell me they didn’t photoshop Eddie’s head onto someone else’s body. Because it sure as hell looks like they did.

  4. by J DTZR at 11:26 am

    Tell me Eddie has filed a lawsuit against the plastic surgeon who messed up his face

  5. by lightsoutfilms at 11:31 am

    Jesus! Eddie Van Halen or Mickey Rourke?

  6. by Moonshine Mike at 11:35 am

    Do you think he can afford to buy some teeth?

  7. by beta.rogan at 11:50 am

    I second that. It looks like they stuck his face on someone else’s head.

  8. by Slappy McJackass at 12:12 pm

    Brasstax, you beat me to it. Seriously bad photoshop.

  9. by Steve518 at 12:49 pm

    I think that’s Jonathan Winters’ face.

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