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Eddie Van Halen Refuses To Eat ‘Em And Smile

The good news about Eddie Van Halen’s appearance in the new issue of Guitar World: During a CD-ROM video interview, he seems coherent, and his voice hasn’t been completely destroyed by chain-smoking. The bad news: He makes every effort not to show off his choppers, meaning we’re still not sure if the guy has any teeth left. We’re curious only because we love the guy, and want to make sure that he’s around for the next three price-gouging VH reunion tours.

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By Brian Raftery on Tue Jan 9 2007
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  1. brasstax  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2007

    Tell me they didn’t photoshop Eddie’s head onto someone else’s body. Because it sure as hell looks like they did.

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  2. J DTZR  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2007

    Tell me Eddie has filed a lawsuit against the plastic surgeon who messed up his face

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  3. lightsoutfilms  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2007

    Jesus! Eddie Van Halen or Mickey Rourke?

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  4. Moonshine Mike  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2007

    Do you think he can afford to buy some teeth?

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  5. beta.rogan  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2007

    I second that. It looks like they stuck his face on someone else’s head.

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  6. Slappy McJackass  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2007

    Brasstax, you beat me to it. Seriously bad photoshop.

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  7. Steve518  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2007

    I think that’s Jonathan Winters’ face.

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  8. FionaScrapple  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2007

    It’s 1984 all over again…from the neck down.

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  9. JobCain  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2007

    I believe that’s a well-sculpted Sir Anthony Hopkins wearing Eddie’s face.

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