Perry Farrell Will Not Be Satisifed Until He’s Gone Through The Entire Circa-1989 Roster Of “Headbanger’s Ball”

January 19th, 2007 // 15 Comments

First Nuno, now this: Mr. and Mrs. Farrell hang out with Mr. and Mrs. Slash last night in Las Vegas. Who’ll be the next to fall under Persuasive Perry’s spell? Has anyone seen Tracii Guns lately?

[Photo: Getty Images]


  1. musicquizking

    Is that really Slash’s wife? She doesn’t look “Sunset Strip circa 1988″ enough.

  2. Anonymous

    is slash’s wife the brunette or the blonde?

  3. Jupiter8

    Did this picture come from “She-Male Monthly”?

  4. noamjamski

    Wow, Perry and Slash are married to the Real Housewives of the OC!

    Tracii Guns is busy these days telling people that Axl Rose is posting mean things about him on Myspace: http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_conten…

  5. ecoboy_wmc

    Yep, rock stars and ridiculously round fake breasts… good to know you can still count on something in this crazy mixed-up world.

  6. Jack Fear

    Is that Perry Farrell, or Thurston Howell III? All he needs is the yachting cap!

  7. James J. Dunkin

    And with that, Slash attained the startling title of “most attractive person in a picture.” The whole universe is going to taste just a little more sour from here on out.

  8. jabber

    For a somewhat frighteningly brief moment there I thought the blonde was Amanda Lepore.

    http://www.amandaleporeonline.com/

  9. Rory B. Bellows

    My guess is that Slash got married in a drug fueled haze and still has not sobered up enough to get a good look at his wife. That is the only explanation that makes any sense.

  10. Miss Tanya

    That moment wasn’t so brief for me. That’s a MAN baby!

  11. theHL

    Perry probably has more money than Thurston Howell, but Lovey has that woman beat by a mile in the looks department.

  12. Butch Huskey

    Slash’s wife is the brunette, her name is Perla, there are some photos of her that are pretty sexy but they’re old … and she’s not the only one who’s body’s changed over the past 10 years you douches

    / well i can now scratch “defending Slash” off the list of things i’d never thought i’d do in my lifetime

  13. rocknrollwife

    Kinda looks like Heavy Metal Parking Lot, the sequel.

  14. Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man

    At the very least, I hope those butter-faces are Jewish, so that at least Perry & Saul’s mamas can be ok with the marriages.

  15. Agro

    I never knew Slash and Jennifer Coolidge were an item.

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