Not that we’re big fans of Oprah’s burly pal Dr. Phil, but we figured it was worth pointing out today’s show, which focuses on a Jay-Z, um, “fan”:

Katrina buys every magazine Jay-Z is in, has called him over 300 times and e-mails him 200 times a day, but he has never responded. She even had a T-shirt made up with Jay-Z’s and her picture, that she says she sleeps in every night. “Jay-Z’s real name is Shawn Corey Carter. When I’m writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail,” she shares. “I went to a Web site that has gossip, and they believe anything you say. I e-mailed them a letter, saying I was Jay-Z’s ex. I also went as far as saying Jay-Z liked me better^* than [his girlfriend] Beyoncé. He’s in love with me,” she reveals. “Everything was made up.”

Katrina’s friends have pointed out that she’ll never be able to take Jay-Z from Beyoncé. “I don’t care. To me, I am Beyoncé. I am every man’s dream. I’m accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, ‘Jay-Z’s going to be my man,’” she says. Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed to Beyoncé, she snapped and tore all his pictures up. “I want to see Beyoncé and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out.”

That’s just the opening, and it gets a lot more depressing from there–let’s just say that it’s never a good sign when you have to dissuade someone from their obsession by threatening them with a future spent inhaling the fumes from a sweat-and-urine soaked cell, a tactic that Dr. Phil has to resort to on the interview’s last page. Yeesh.

Fatal Attraction? [drphil.com, via Nah Right]