A few weeks ago, we posted an entry about the Juliana Hatfield cover of Dinosaur Jr’s “Raisans”; today, an e-card “from” Juliana landed in our inbox. Figuring it was a “thanks for the words, bro” note, we opened it, and saw the charming image to your right. “Aww,” we thought, until we got to the text:
“Thank you for broadcasting Songs from. Let your load dropping on my hot clit. Juliana Hatfield [address redacted] Send me $20,- + SASE and you’ll receive a hand-me-down panty from me.”
Indie-rock porn spam from Juliana Hatfield? Is this what the world’s come to? Please, someone, send us back to 1994. Now.
Juliana Hatfield – Nirvana [MP3, link expired]
Boy, that Jane Pratt sure has a weird sense of humor.
anyone remember when Ian Svenonius won “Sassiest Boy in America”? oh, the controversy!
there’s going to be a history of sassy coming out soon! faber & faber (who put out the courtney love book) are publishing it.
I can neither tell what she’s saying or if she means it. But thinking, however briefly, about Juliana Hatfield’s clit (band name!) returns me to fondly-’membered days of being a horny college slacker. Mmmmmmmmm, 1994.
Plus, I heard she got Dando’d.