Ten years after “Wannabe” let loose its first zig-a-zig-ahhs, Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham–she of the famous footie-playing husband and the negative clothing size–has taken to blogging. A sample entry:
We’ve been lucky enough to be invited to a couple of Golden Globe parties, and met a lot of great people. As for the clothes – wow – there are some gorgeous dresses being worn by Hollywood’s finest. I wore a Cavalli a-line shift dress. It had a detailed neckline and little pockets in the most gorgeous plum colour with beautiful shoes covered in shimmering crystals by Le Silla. It was FABULOUS !
I’m still finding my way around as LA is a big place I’m trying to work out how to get from Santa Monica to Malibu, and from Brentwood to Bel Air… But we’ll get there. The sooner the better – the kids want to know the quickest way to Disneyland !
Harrowing stuff, right? Quick, somebody get her together with Dave Navarro–a hard-hitting interview between these two can create the most powerful readable narcotic we’ve seen since If Only.
Spice Girls – Spice Up Your Life [MP3, link expired]
DVB Style [dvbstyle.com, via LAT]
What do you expect from the woman who brags about never having read a book in her life?
It is REALLY DIFFICULT to get from Santa Monica to Malibu, OK?? Lay off!!
Hey, one wrong turn and you’re in Pacific Palisades surrounded by clouds of marijuana smoke.
I find the relentless positivity of whichever sub-junior level assistant writes these things quite endearing.
And I love the awesomely porn-y title of her new book “That Extra Half an Inch.” Hee.
Dear Posh:
here are your handy directions for getting from Brentwood to Bel Air:
1) Drive down Wilshire
2) turn left
ta da!
Yes, Posh. When your kid has epilepsy and “goes into seizures from the camera flashes of photographers,” LA is a GREAT choice!