Today’s edition of Ben Widdicombe’s New York Daily News gossip column closes with this tidbit:
Which country music siren can thank the Colombian marching powder for the extra edge she’s been displaying lately?
We’re stumped, but that may be because we’re reeling from the item about Diddy keeping his nether regions bare with a procedure called the “Brozilian.” (How has that not shown up on his YouTube channel yet?) However, since the rest of Widdicombe’s column is about star squabbles at the Grammys, we’re guessing that this item is about someone who showed up on Sunday night’s telecast:
Diddy throws a fitty at Naomi Campbell [NY Daily News]
or it’s someone who was conspicuously absent like Faith Hill …
Exhibit A:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c1bwMOc0I7Y
HA!
Well, if the polling is any indication, it would explain the Underwood weight loss…
Ms. Underwood did seem mighty chatty in a oddball way when she won…however, she was singing that night. Doesn’t that stuff wreck any real singers vocal range? Still…the other two definitely didn’t look like they had been doing any marching.
Clearly it’s the maniacal Faith Hill…
It’s Maines, no doubt. Homegirl has been acting exta-divaish for a year now, and though I’m happy for their big Grammy wins, she was loopy even for her on Sunday night.
Doesn’t coke make you skinny, though?
I vote LeAnn Rimes. She has been looking a little, uh, rough lately.
Underwood.
Someone probably told her it’s the powderes sugar Jesus uses to make cookies or something.