Robyn’s “Konichiwa Bitches” Video: In A Perfect World, She’d Be Hosting A Kids’ Show

After watching the Technicolor clip for Robyn’s cheeky “Konichiwa Bitches,” we’d like to propose a rule for all video auteurs going forward: If you’re going to go down the oh-so-serious route of having credits roll before your song kicks in, you must spend at least one verse of the clip either a) dressed up as a piece of candy or b) wielding a four-foot cardboard mallet against someone’s feet. Preferably both.

Robyn Konichiwa Bitches [YouTube, via DontStopThePop!]
Robyn [MySpace]

 
Robyn ‘Fembot’ | popdirt.com
Robyn – Indestructible video: shit or hit? | teentoday.co.uk
BBC Nature - Robin videos, news and facts
Katarina Witt, Robin Cousins, Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean to perform on Dancing On Ice 2012 Olympics special (VIDEO)
ITV bosses have lined up an amazing treat for all you Dancing On Ice fans, they have managed to talk some of the world biggest legends in the world of ice skating, to take to the rink as part of a special one off show. It has been claimed that producers ...
Robin Lopez sparks Suns past Bobcats 95-89
Rarely used Robin Lopez scored nine consecutive points to spark a 12-2 run starting the fourth quarter and the Phoenix Suns rallied to beat Charlotte 95-89 Saturday night, the Bobcats' 11th consecutive loss. Michael Redd scored 17 points in his first start ...



 
  1. zaky  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2007

    It’s like ‘Fergalicious’ meets Pee-Wee Herman.

  2. joshservo  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2007

    You know what? I’m just going to admit it. I honestly see little to no difference between the crummy dance-pop chicks I’m supposed to like (Robyn, Annie, Goldfrapp?), and the crummy dance-pop chicks I’m supposed to hate (Fergie, Gwen Stefani, Goldfrapp?).

  3. brasstax  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2007

    Nuance is lost on you.

  4. MosH8ed  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2007

    She sounds like a PG-13 rated version of Peaches.

  5. joshservo  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2007

    That as may be, Brasstax. Now that I think of it, I’ve also never been able to tell the difference between chocolate and chewing gum.

  6. zaky  |   Posted on Feb 14th, 2007

    Amen, joshservo.

Leave a Reply

Sign In Login