The dozens of people who regularly tune into the Gene Simmons Osbournes ripoff Family Jewels will be able to get even further inside the Kiss bassist’s head next month:
So why did the Kiss frontman and former Playboy Playmate of the Year decide to go for dual face lifts on two episodes airing April 1?
“Honest to God, it just sort of happened,” says Simmons, 57, who had a face lift and liposuction, to be featured on two April 1 episodes.
What you’ll see, according to Simmons, is “like a biology class … more fascinating than gory.”
As fascinating as his fan-mail replies? One can only hope.
Coming Attractions [USA Today, via Blabbermouth]
In that pic, he looks like Sylvester Stallone after a few rounds with Dolph Lundgren. Yikes.
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