Sometimes, Blind Items Can Say So Much

Maura
March 27th, 2007 // 9 Comments

Today’s not-really-that-blind item comes from the New York Daily News‘ Gatecrasher:

Which pop megastar celebrated his visit to nYC last week with an east Village gogo dancer and gay-for-pay rent boy? “he was fat, completely hairless and doesn’t really like being touched,” says the young gentleman.

Honestly, anyone who thinks this item is in any way “blind” must have their vision obstructed by a huge pair of star-shaped sunglasses.

Gatecrasher [NY Daily News]

9 Comments
  1. Bazooka Tooth

    Wait, E-40 is a “pop megastar” and totally hairless? I mean, he is the one who made those linked-to stunna shades so popular right?

    Mar 27, 2007 at 06:45am /  Reply /0
  2. Jupiter8

    I’d thought Michael Stipe but the R’n'R Hall of Lame was 2 weeks ago…

    Mar 27, 2007 at 07:05am /  Reply /0
  3. Greek McPapadopoulos

    I didn’t think that Cee-Lo swung that way.

    Mar 27, 2007 at 08:45am /  Reply /0
  4. LooseLips

    hhmm…well rent boys and gogo dancers are obviously too old for Micheal Jackson. Not to mention they’re not cancer patients.

    I’m guessing Lance Bass ;-)

    Mar 27, 2007 at 08:47am /  Reply /0
  5. LingeringBursitis

    boy jorge

    Mar 27, 2007 at 10:04am /  Reply /0
  6. cerulgalactus

    Mr Garrison?

    Mar 27, 2007 at 10:51am /  Reply /0

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