Sometimes, Blind Items Can Say So Much

Today’s not-really-that-blind item comes from the New York Daily NewsGatecrasher:

Which pop megastar celebrated his visit to nYC last week with an east Village gogo dancer and gay-for-pay rent boy? “he was fat, completely hairless and doesn’t really like being touched,” says the young gentleman.

Honestly, anyone who thinks this item is in any way “blind” must have their vision obstructed by a huge pair of star-shaped sunglasses.

Gatecrasher [NY Daily News]

 
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  1. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2007

    That’s a mean thing to say about Bootsy Collins.

  2. Bob Loblaw  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2007

    Damn you, Ned Raggett. I was so psyched to make my own Bootsy joke.

  3. lism.  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2007

    I’m to be the first person to say Mika?

  4. Bazooka Tooth  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2007

    Wait, E-40 is a “pop megastar” and totally hairless? I mean, he is the one who made those linked-to stunna shades so popular right?

  5. Jupiter8  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2007

    I’d thought Michael Stipe but the R’n'R Hall of Lame was 2 weeks ago…

  6. Greek McPapadopoulos  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2007

    I didn’t think that Cee-Lo swung that way.

  7. LooseLips  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2007

    hhmm…well rent boys and gogo dancers are obviously too old for Micheal Jackson. Not to mention they’re not cancer patients.

    I’m guessing Lance Bass ;-)

  8. LingeringBursitis  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2007

    boy jorge

  9. cerulgalactus  |   Posted on Mar 27th, 2007

    Mr Garrison?

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