A Sexed-Up Blind Item That Really Stings

This item from the weekly PopBitch email got our attention:

Which rock star is known for liking a lot of oral attention while away on a video shoot or tour? Groupies are looking to cop a good feel this year as he’s back on tour.

Hmmm. A “cop” who’s “back on tour”? We de do do do, da da da do not who that could be.

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  1. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    Hey, every little thing she does is magic, but don’t stand so close to me.

  2. layne_says  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    t lee. good feel. dr. feelgood.

  3. twenty-four hour priapism  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    Ugh, gross. Isn’t he into that tantric stuff too?

    btw, check out these lyrics from the first verse of “De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da”:

    Don’t think me unkind
    Words are hard to find
    They’re only cheques I’ve left unsigned
    From the banks of chaos in my mind
    And when their eloquence escapes me
    Their logic ties me up and rapes me

    (Those hard to find words sure are violent).

  4. SupraCute  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    Who knew Andy Summers was such a freaky guy!

  5. SterileEyes  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    …Sting enjoys being blown by groupies while on tour.

    …ok…the better blind item question would be ‘who doesn’t?’

  6. brainchild  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    @SterileEyes:

    lol. pretty much.

  7. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    @SupraCute: Well, y’know, Andy’s “Behind My Camel” was obviously one long euphemism.

  8. Jupiter8  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    Yuck. At least this go-round, any remaining groupies are likely to have false teeth…

  9. Juancho  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    @dennisobell: In that case, I don’t want to know what “Mother” was about.

  10. Anonymous  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    If it’s Stewart, sign me the hell UP!

  11. NickEddy  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    Village People.

  12. brainchild  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    elton john likes gay go-go boys and escorts, sting likes getting head… what’s next? ray j is into watersports? oh wait…

  13. The Gigante  |   Posted on Mar 29th, 2007

    Didnt Chris Sligh sing a ‘cop’ song this week on American Idol? hmmmm? hmmmmm?

    oh they said star…….

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