A Sexed-Up Blind Item That Really Stings

March 29th, 2007 // 11 Comments

This item from the weekly PopBitch email got our attention:

Which rock star is known for liking a lot of oral attention while away on a video shoot or tour? Groupies are looking to cop a good feel this year as he’s back on tour.

Hmmm. A “cop” who’s “back on tour”? We de do do do, da da da do not who that could be.

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  1. twenty-four hour priapism

    Ugh, gross. Isn’t he into that tantric stuff too?

    btw, check out these lyrics from the first verse of “De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da”:

    Don’t think me unkind
    Words are hard to find
    They’re only cheques I’ve left unsigned
    From the banks of chaos in my mind
    And when their eloquence escapes me
    Their logic ties me up and rapes me

    (Those hard to find words sure are violent).

  2. SupraCute

    Who knew Andy Summers was such a freaky guy!

  3. SterileEyes

    …Sting enjoys being blown by groupies while on tour.

    …ok…the better blind item question would be ‘who doesn’t?’

  4. brainchild

    @SterileEyes:

    lol. pretty much.

  5. Chris Molanphy

    @SupraCute: Well, y’know, Andy’s “Behind My Camel” was obviously one long euphemism.

  6. Jupiter8

    Yuck. At least this go-round, any remaining groupies are likely to have false teeth…

  7. Juancho

    @dennisobell: In that case, I don’t want to know what “Mother” was about.

  8. Anonymous

    If it’s Stewart, sign me the hell UP!

  9. NickEddy

    Village People.

  10. brainchild

    elton john likes gay go-go boys and escorts, sting likes getting head… what’s next? ray j is into watersports? oh wait…

  11. The Gigante

    Didnt Chris Sligh sing a ‘cop’ song this week on American Idol? hmmmm? hmmmmm?

    oh they said star…….

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