Fresh from the Idolator press-release mill (kind of like a puppy mill, but with more exclamation points):

“I Swear” this is not a joke – YMC Records is bringing your favorite 90’s band back on the music scene with the release of a brand new adult contemporary, Christian album! That’s right, after over a decade away from the spotlight, All-4-One is back and better than ever with a new look and sound. Seven will be available in stores on July 3, 2007, so save the space in your column to review All-4-One’s comeback album packed with super-smooth hits from your favorite soul singers.

**Review copies of Seven are available by request**

**Interview opportunities are also available**

Thanks for your time and stay tuned for more exciting news!

In light of this breaking news, high schools across the greater Long Island region are hurriedly placing calls to the band’s management, hoping that they can hire the band to appear at this spring’s “All-4-Oh-Seven” senior prom. Just don’t expect the guys to dig deep into the catalog for such hits as “(She’s Got) Skillz” and “The Bomb”–they’re moving forward this time, you dig?