-Kentucky Fried Chicken wants Sanjaya Malakar to pull a Fall Out Boy. [TMZ]
- Country singer Billy Joe Shaver is wanted by police after he allegedly shot and wounded a man Saturday night in Texas. The incident makes Shaver the third most dangerous 67-year-old in the country, right after John Negroponte and Harvey Keitel. [Billboard]
- Lady Sovereign has canceled a handful of European dates, citing “exhaustion” and “midgetry.” [NME]
Liner Notes: Sanjaya’s Endorsement-Deal Possibilities Take Wing
April 3rd, 2007 // 2 Comments
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Sanjaya as a spokesperson? That would be the best move they’ve made since they hired Jason Alexander back in the day.
Of course, they’d need to change their slogan to “You’ve got to KFC what’s in the closet!”
Potential flaws with a Malakarian endorsement: People who complain that their popcorn chicken tastes of ponyhawk.
Lady Sov could have cancelled because she was being relentlessly pursued by an unsatisfied MC Jelly Donut.