Comments on: The IdoLawyer: Is Carrie Underwood Above The Law?

By: dollywould

dollywould — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:54:32 +0000

@lucasg: Ouch, dude. "White trash?"

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:49:50 +0000

Eff! “effects”

By: DorothyMantooth

DorothyMantooth — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:49:22 +0000

Conversion is a tort. But you should totally do that.

Also, whoever styled Carrie for that video obviously hates her very much, and those effect? Very special.

By: Bazooka Tooth

Bazooka Tooth — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:34:58 +0000

can i cut and paste this for my next property exam?

By: AcidReign

AcidReign — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:13:58 +0000

…..I don’t know about that, Lucas. In the Alabama town I live in, a looker like Carrie could easily get four or five guys in any bar to go help her maul the vehicle, for free. And they’d buy her drinks afterward, too!

…..Not only that, but then Birmingham PD would tow the vehicle to Kemp’s Garage, and let it sit for a month or two before mailing out a notification. Cheater would owe about $1500 in storage fees, on top of it all.

By: catdirt

catdirt — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:02:40 +0000

hey- i think the more applicable issue in the fact pattern above is that the dollar value of the damage could make her guilty of a felony, and people who commit felonies often go to jail (as supposed to committing a misdemeanor, which is often punished with community service). compared to jail, a civil lawsuit is pretty small cheese.

By: lucasg

lucasg — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:55:19 +0000

when it comes right down to it, folks in the country music listening/white trash demographic will beat someone- ANYONE- for fucking with their vehicle. especially their truck. perhaps carrie underwood should include a disclaimer that if you fuck with your cheatin’ man’s truck, he might just beat the living shit out of you, perhaps deservedly so. even vincent vega will tell you about fucking with another man’s automobile.

By: Deadly Tango

Deadly Tango — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:44:18 +0000

What about the Lily Allen approach (from “Smile”)? Admittedly, trashing the record collection and tossing the apartment looks like breaking and entering, with a side helping of vandalism (and perhaps the conversion claim noted above). But would slipping ExLax in the coffee be considered assault, battery (causing physical harm by inducing uncontrollable bodily functions), or just “dirty tricks” excused by the initial cheating?

By: katie_a_princess

katie_a_princess — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:30:10 +0000

hey! (hey!) you! (you!) i don’t like your Volvo