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Shiny Brown Turd Gets A Bit Of Hot Pink Lipstick Slapped On It

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You have to admit that as far as viral marketing goes, making your product so blindingly bright that it looks like a glow-stick is… well, it’s better than making the thing brown, right? Right?

New Zune Colors and Marketing Strategy Coming in May [Zune Scene, via Gizmodo]

 
By Maura on Thu Apr 5 2007
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  1. Jupiter8  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2007

    That reminds me ..I need to pick up some Pepto-Bismol…

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  2. MC  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2007

    The more I see of Zune the more it just looks like a piece of crap: a 2nd rate knock off of the iPod. The iPod is just about perfect, and Microsoft just looks more and more desperately jealous.

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  3. Phyltre  |   Posted on Apr 5th, 2007

    I’m going to post this and wait for you to rewrite your article to be more pointlessly and tactlessly negative towards the Zune. (I own an iPod.)

    I find it hard to believe that you actually loathe the color brown so deeply that any product that is brown must automatically be compared to excrement. You’d really rather they’d stuck with white, black, and U2 colors?

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