The Continuing Story Of A Quack Who’s Gone To The Dogs

This anonymous entry from yesterday’s Daily News has us stumped; without the usual not-so-hard-to-decipher hint, we couldn’t narrow the list of suspects down beyond three dozen or so names:

Which rocker was reduced to snorting cocaine off the back of his dog after it jumped up on him, spilling a gram of the stuff over itself?

We know what you’re thinking, but trust us: She doesn’t count as a rocker.

Gatecrasher [Daily News]

 
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  1. JudgeFudge  |   Posted on May 7th, 2007

    The Baha men?

  2. kiteless  |   Posted on May 7th, 2007

    That cat sucks at playing piano.

  3. Halfwit  |   Posted on May 7th, 2007

    Pete Doherty — or the guy from Buckcherry. Even the Daily News would only use people with established, even legendary drug issues, for the blind items.

    Also, “Story” needs more “o”s…. I’ve got that damn soundclip repeating again and again in my mind. “stooory… stooory…. stooory”

  4. badbillypratt  |   Posted on May 7th, 2007

    Actually this happened in the Gary Busey true Hollywood Story.

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