Really, now: When did the worm turn for 50 Cent? We were all so easily charmed back in the day, what with all the shy grins and the hugging references and multiple-gunshot stories. But now? Well, now he raps with all the passion of an Avis Assist device. Not to mention that on his new single (below), he’s been reduced to comparing his life to an amusement park. That’s right–he’s like an amusement park! That makes him only one degree crazier than Tom Cochrane!
50 Cent – Amusement Park [MP3, link expired; via Nah Right]