Even Britney Spears’ Religious Awakenings Are NSFW

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  1. nonce  |   Posted on May 17th, 2007

    What a horrible thing to say about Barbara Kruger! (Though on the other hand, she (Kruger) used to take pictures of her pulled-down panties in bathroom stalls, so maybe there is a connection.)

    Funny? No. Informative? Depends on whether you care about Barbara Kruger.

  2. Pope John Peeps II  |   Posted on May 17th, 2007

    That’s some quality photoshop, however, that put her face onto a nice bod. Good work Spears art team. The artful strand of hair that links the whole together is an excellent touch.

  3. Anonymous  |   Posted on May 17th, 2007

    Kruger’s too good for Britney.

  4. chrisb  |   Posted on May 17th, 2007

    @Pope John Peeps II: Now that you mention, that does look like a photoshop job. The skin tones of the face and body are totally different.

  5. bedofnails  |   Posted on May 17th, 2007

    Where’s the rest of her waist?

  6. jopari actually likes the G1, thank you very much.  |   Posted on May 17th, 2007

    It’s definitely a photoshop-which is fine with me, it’s the most attractive britney’s been in a few years.

  7. pimpmyPR  |   Posted on May 17th, 2007

    Me luvvie Photoshop. The Healing Brush worked overtime on that image.

    Still, when she’s all spruced up again I’ll maybe give her a shag.

  8. Tauwan  |   Posted on May 17th, 2007

    Barbara Krueger! Once again, in the words of Edna Krabappel, HA!

    Oh me and my Bachelor’s Degree in Art History and Sociology.

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