Liner Notes: Paul McCartney Is Possibly Not Your Baby Daddy

May 25th, 2007 // 2 Comments

mccartneye.jpg- A German court has stopped its investigation whether Paul McCartney faked a paternity test in 1984; meanwhile, the country’s 23-year quest to find who was responsible for fathering Give My Regards To Broad Street continues. [Reuters]
- Bono will be awarded the Liberty Medal from National Constitution Center in September. Is he just making these up at this point? [NME]
- Michael Jackson is getting paid a reported $10 million to appear at a private birthday party in England. In related news, Idolator.com is offering $10 to anyone who can provide a Michael Jackson punchline we haven’t used umpteen times already. [The Scoop]


  1. yourfriendandneighbor

    Paul…so cute in that pic…sigh…

  2. Butch Huskey

    Michael Jackson is getting paid a reported $10 million to appear at a private birthday party in England …

    … he’ll get another $10 million if he doesn’t talk about the Lost season finale the host hasnt gotten around to watching on tivo

    … the party theme is “look at the freak and here’s an unimpressive giftbag”

    … this breaks down to $20 million per fan

    … but to be fair, Jacko is bringing a 6 foot sub and his solid gold Jenga


    take your pick … yeah and paypal works for me

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