Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing

snipshot_e414rb86rsc4.jpgHello, I’m Jess Harvell. I don’t own a home computer at the moment. I can’t “work an RSS feed.” I have never knowingly looked at Stereogum. I don’t have cable. My knowledge of pop culture these days is almost entirely down to what one of the editors of this site copies and pastes to me in IM chats. I write for your mortal enemy Pitchfork for the beer money. I’m an editor at a great alt-weekly and couldn’t care less about the industry’s machinations or its slow collapse into complete irrelevance. I think Idolator’s slogan is pretty lame. Nice to be with you.

I was going to do some more MS Paintings for this guest editorship, but do you know what they’re paying me?

 
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  1. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    Get ‘em, Jess.

  2. abrahamjoseph  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    kind of an inauspicious beginning, there, jess. just sayin’. it’s sort of meaningless to go HAY GUYS I DON’T READ STEREOGUM and then also write for pitchfork.

    although i do agree that idolator needs hella stuff changed about it, starting with the slogan.

  3. jess h.  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    it’s more me working aloud through my own confusion as to why i was asked to do this. don’t ask me, i’m just a caveman, etc etc.

  4. Xenu  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    You forgot to draw the sainted Arcade Fire, Sufjan Stevens, Amy Winehouse, and the like rising into heaven…

  5. OnlyRumors  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    Jess…did you used to work at R&TT? I’ve been a fan of your CP articles, but your name sure sounds familiar

  6. jess h.  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    nope, i am not a maryland native.

  7. Jon W  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    Jess are you cute? Pix please!?!?!?

  8. Frankie2  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    Jess, are you a dude or a chick? Cause i’m totally hot for you if your a chick.

  9. jhowlin  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    Awesome painting. While you are commander in chief, do you have the power to finally make Idolator t-shirts avail in the gawker megastore?

  10. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    @Jon Williams: @Frankie2:

    Wow, creepy much?

  11. mackro  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    @dennisobell: a/s/w?

  12. Frankie2  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    @dennisobell: Um, yeah. i mean this is the internet, right? I’m super creepy.

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