Yes, for one time only we are reviving one of our wackest most beloved features, where we dig up the gonzoest of the gonzo writing at Internet indie-rock tastemaker site Pitchfork. Except this time, we have expanded it to include not just recent Pitchfork reviews but reviews from the site’s entire history!
It’s The Return Of Pick Of The Fork!
May 31st, 2007 // 3 Comments
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Is Jessica Simpson Getting Married On This Day? – Huffington Post |
 This Could Be The Worst Celebrity Outfit Ever – Fox News | |
| Rihanna Debuts Her New Look – Global Grind | |
| Jennifer Lopez Drops Her Crotch – Huffington Post | |
| What You Need To Know About Phillip Phillips – Fox News | |
| Beyonce Is Ready To Steal The Spotlight Again – Global Grind |
I hope that Chan Marshall comment isn’t real. What a huge boner inexpertly hidden as critical commentary.
the cat power quote is, unfortunately, real. there was a time when pitchfork’s writing seemed especially amateurish because they all were actually amateurs. believe it or not, this was charming in 1997.
as far as i know, the “final cut” quote isn’t real.
Beth Orton’s got the magic? Beth Orton sucks. I vote this quote as full of shamminess.