Finally, A Sure-Fire Way To Induce Pianist Envy

June 7th, 2007 // 9 Comments

piano.jpgSorry, folks, but the bidding for this $750,000 Swarovski Crystal Collector Grand Piano–which comes with a matching bench–ended last week. We have it on good authority that the lucky winner was a certain ReggyDwight3524.

SWAROVSKI Crystal Collector Grand Piano [eBay]
[Photo: WENN]

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  1. Ted Striker

    Well, I guess Scott Storch has bought Lohan her birthday present.

  2. The Mozfather

    Oh Christ! How is that possibly not the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen?

  3. Catbirdseat

    You guys are such freaking dorks! No one’s gonna get that reggydwight joke, you know that, right?

  4. Poubelle

    Swarovski crystal? My first thought was either legos or computer chips.

  5. Dickdogfood

    It’s an ordinary piano ruined by someone with a glue gun, a couple cans of Krylon® Shimmering Silver, and a $25 gift certificate from Pearl Paint. SOMEONE LIKE YR MA.

  6. joemono

    @Catbirdseat: A few of us will. :)

  7. LooseLips

    Someone bought the Deluxe Bedazzler!

  8. Vitamin B12

    Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the world’s largest and most expensive keytar!

  9. countshockula

    isn’t that an artist’s concept from a 1959 issue of Popular Mechanics, on the future of pianos?

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