Guinness’ Rejection Of Circle-Pit World Record Crushes Dreams Around The Globe

Guinness’ rejection letter to DevilDriver read in part:
Unfortunately, as there is no way you can physically definie (sic) where any circle/mosh pit starts and ends, we cannot accept this as a category.
Cheer up, guys! With just 27 years and the complete abandonment of your musical careers, maybe you can try and knock this woman off of her pedestal.
DevilDriver Rejected by Guinness for World Record Circle Pit [The Gauntlet]
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Feh. Crucial Youth had kids moshing around the equator YEARS ago.
“Unfortunately, as there is no way you can physically definie (sic) where any circle/mosh pit starts and ends, we cannot accept this as a category.”
Damn that is cold. That isn’t just rejection. Guinness got all Eastern philosophy up on that shit!
Where does the circle begin and end? Does the snake eat its own tail?
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