Liner Notes: Finally, We’ll Learn If Chronic Melisma Is Hereditary

- Christina Aguilera may be pregnant. And here we thought she still had her virginity on lockdown! [Page Six]
- The Florida radio-show billboards that featured unauthorized pictures of a bald-headed Britney Spears have been taken down. In a show of protest, thousands of morning-zoo DJs across the country held a one-minute moment of slide-whistling. [AP]
- Bill and Hilary Clinton will be honored by VH1′s Save The Music Foundation, where everyone will politely try to forget about time the network showed a woman pooping on Flavor Flav’s rug. [AP]