Proposed titles for the Avril Lavigne Christmas record, which will be full of “completely traditional” songs but marketed using the attitude that the eyelinered singer is famous for:
• Hey (Hey) You (You), I Don’t Like My Present
• The Little Sk8er Boi
• These Are Special Times (already taken)
• “Joyeux Noel” Is “Merry Christmas” In Canadian
• A Lump Of Kohl
Avril may record Christmas CD [canoe.ca, via The Daily Swarm]

















“God Fuck Ye, Merry Gentlemen”
Is it just me, or does she actually trying to look like BeetleJuice?
@javachip: BeetleJuice: The First Emo?
@javachip: Yes.
I hope she sings Up On The Rooftop with Mitch Miller and the gang.
@javachip: I was thinking the Hamburglar.
Punkle punkle.@MayorMcCheese: