Liner Notes: Usher Finally Affirms His Masculinity

June 28th, 2007 // 5 Comments

usherpic.jpg- Usher’s going to be a father. Expect the child to be born with a velour blazer and a six-pack, and to immediately hit on the nurse. [Rush & Molloy]
- The Used’s Bert McCracken has a node on one of his vocal cords, forcing the band to cancel two months’ worth of shows. [Pollstar]
- Apparently, one of Scott Storch’s former collaborators just got out of jail. [CNN]


  1. Al Shipley

    Wait, someone with a voice as awful as Bert McCracken has something physically wrong with his vocal chords and you just report the news straight, no jokes?

  2. Brian Raftery

    Dang! It didn’t save right. It wasn’t that good, though:

    The Used’s Bert McCracken has a node on one of his vocal chords, forcing the band to cancel two months’ worth of shows, and prompting Kelly Osbourne to briefly survey the Hallmark store’s “Get Well” section before thinking better of it.

  3. Michaelangelo Matos

    cords, not chords

  4. Brian Raftery

    @Matos: It’s one of those days.

  5. Tenno

    So i guess that photo i have of paris smoking, showing boobs and doing a line never happened eh? oh those wily photoshopping kids!

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