First she’s freaking out because Amy Winehouse is thinner than her, now Lily Allen’s stuffing her bra in this “homage” to the boozy singer that will air on the BBC’s Channel 4 tonight. Hey, Lily! Please pick one appearance-related neurosis and stick with it for at least six weeks, okay? Thanks.
Lily Allen arrested over alleged attack on photographer* [Daily Mail]
* No, we’re not burying the lede–she was brought in for questioning about her attack of a photographer in March.

















Hey! I thought she was in America not recording what will undoubtedly her disappointing and slap-dash second LP….
I wonder how many girls are going to dress up as winehouse for halloween? I mean… easiest costume EVER. You need eyeliner, red and black markers, some black wool in a hairnet, and cocaine– all things i can get at the bodega next to my apt.
It’s like Jay Z / Cam’ron, but for lame yuppies. Which side will Norah Jones choose?
Lily,
You are way too cute to starve yourself down into Skeletor. My boyfriend and I both have huge crushes on you. Please calm down.
xoxo
My first thought after seeing that picture was “wow, Rachel Dratch is still doing ill-advised celebrity impressions even after SNL?”
God I’m so sick of Lily Allen. We have too many talentless loud-mouths here in the states as it is — we don’t need to import them. Enough already!
Maybe this is a problem with my gay man distorto-lens, but: Lily Allen parodying Amy Winehouse is still more interesting and visually attractive than Amy Winehouse, if only because she (Allen) looks like the missing link between Winehouse and Wigstock.
@jamie:
Jay-Z/Cam’ron is Jay-Z/Cam’ron for lame yuppies. Allen/Winehouse is for yupsters. And Norah Jones should totally beef with Sarah McLachlan. Or Paula Cole.
And any of them (including Jay-Z and Cam’ron) wouldn’t stand a chance against Fiona Apple, beef-wise.
Finally, Lily looks exactly as I feel when I hear her sing. Now she understands.
I’ve already seen a couple girls here in San Fran “working” the Winehouse look. Tres original!
or working the “Ronettes” look. whichever.