Which Pop Starlet Is Doubling As An Adderall Dispenser?

adderall.jpgFrom today’s Rush & Molloy: “What pint-size pop star likes to pop Adderall? She’s even tried to foist the prescription zinger on female friends.” Is the doubled-up use of the word “pop” a hint, or are Rush & Molloy on to another ADD-drug distributor? Take the poll:

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Rush & Molloy [NY Daily News]

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13 Responses to “Which Pop Starlet Is Doubling As An Adderall Dispenser?”

  1. by Chris Molanphy at 1:15 am

    If this vote proves accurate, it would explain why JoJo is signed to an urban label - she’s got mad street cred!

  2. by dollywould at 1:15 am

    The pint-size reference leads me to believe it’s the under 5 foot Avril Lavigne.

  3. by Maura Johnston at 1:16 am

    @heidiho: You think she has female friends?

  4. by dollywould at 1:20 am

    @maura: Ha! True.

    Though I’ve interviewed all of the girls above (minus Lil’ Mama) and Avril, and Ms. Lavigne was the most ADD of them all.

  5. by LooseLips at 1:22 am

    I’m guessing Avril Lavigne as well. If your husband was in Sum 41 you would pop pills too.

  6. by Bazooka Tooth at 1:52 am

    Looselips- you said it, man.

  7. by The HZA. [member of the zombie nation] at 2:14 am

    I am going to have to go with Avril as well.

  8. by Untranscribable Sound Of Unmanly Anguish at 2:35 am

    I wouldn’t recognize any of those girls in a lineup of 1.

  9. by nonce at 2:48 am

    @loudersoft:

    Seriously. No nasty side effects like nose candy, and convenient pill form. How else am I supposed to work 7 days a week on only 3 hours of sleep? And I imagine these faceless tots have similar schedules.

    What? Long-term health effects? What do you mean?

  10. by Julio Allison at 3:00 am

    Said pop star wouldn’t happen to, say…”wear the pants”, would she?

  11. by Bob Loblaw at 3:24 am

    Love me or hate me, that is the question
    Now listen to me talk without interjection.

  12. by loudersoft at 12:37 pm

    i’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with being an adderall dispenser. every household should have one.

  13. by ascot-revival at 12:53 pm

    It must be JoJo or Lil Mama, because the only thing the Radio Disney crew could ever be accused of dispensing is non-stop sugary pop confections.

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