Which Pop Starlet Is Doubling As An Adderall Dispenser?

July 12th, 2007 // 13 Comments

adderall.jpgFrom today’s Rush & Molloy: “What pint-size pop star likes to pop Adderall? She’s even tried to foist the prescription zinger on female friends.” Is the doubled-up use of the word “pop” a hint, or are Rush & Molloy on to another ADD-drug distributor? Take the poll:

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Rush & Molloy [NY Daily News]


  1. loudersoft

    i’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with being an adderall dispenser. every household should have one.

  2. ascot-revival

    It must be JoJo or Lil Mama, because the only thing the Radio Disney crew could ever be accused of dispensing is non-stop sugary pop confections.

  3. Chris Molanphy

    If this vote proves accurate, it would explain why JoJo is signed to an urban label – she’s got mad street cred!

  4. dollywould

    The pint-size reference leads me to believe it’s the under 5 foot Avril Lavigne.

  5. Maura Johnston

    @heidiho: You think she has female friends?

  6. dollywould

    @maura: Ha! True.

    Though I’ve interviewed all of the girls above (minus Lil’ Mama) and Avril, and Ms. Lavigne was the most ADD of them all.

  7. LooseLips

    I’m guessing Avril Lavigne as well. If your husband was in Sum 41 you would pop pills too.

  8. Bazooka Tooth

    Looselips- you said it, man.

  9. The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]

    I am going to have to go with Avril as well.

  10. Untranscribable Sound Of Unmanly Anguish

    I wouldn’t recognize any of those girls in a lineup of 1.

  11. nonce

    @loudersoft:

    Seriously. No nasty side effects like nose candy, and convenient pill form. How else am I supposed to work 7 days a week on only 3 hours of sleep? And I imagine these faceless tots have similar schedules.

    What? Long-term health effects? What do you mean?

  12. Julio Allison

    Said pop star wouldn’t happen to, say…”wear the pants”, would she?

  13. Bob Loblaw

    Love me or hate me, that is the question
    Now listen to me talk without interjection.

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