Which Pop Starlet Is Doubling As An Adderall Dispenser?

adderall.jpgFrom today’s Rush & Molloy: “What pint-size pop star likes to pop Adderall? She’s even tried to foist the prescription zinger on female friends.” Is the doubled-up use of the word “pop” a hint, or are Rush & Molloy on to another ADD-drug distributor? Take the poll:

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Rush & Molloy [NY Daily News]

 
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  1. loudersoft  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    i’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with being an adderall dispenser. every household should have one.

  2. ascot-revival  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    It must be JoJo or Lil Mama, because the only thing the Radio Disney crew could ever be accused of dispensing is non-stop sugary pop confections.

  3. Chris Molanphy  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    If this vote proves accurate, it would explain why JoJo is signed to an urban label – she’s got mad street cred!

  4. dollywould  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    The pint-size reference leads me to believe it’s the under 5 foot Avril Lavigne.

  5. Maura Johnston  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    @heidiho: You think she has female friends?

  6. dollywould  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    @maura: Ha! True.

    Though I’ve interviewed all of the girls above (minus Lil’ Mama) and Avril, and Ms. Lavigne was the most ADD of them all.

  7. LooseLips  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    I’m guessing Avril Lavigne as well. If your husband was in Sum 41 you would pop pills too.

  8. Bazooka Tooth  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    Looselips- you said it, man.

  9. The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    I am going to have to go with Avril as well.

  10. Untranscribable Sound Of Unmanly Anguish  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    I wouldn’t recognize any of those girls in a lineup of 1.

  11. nonce  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    @loudersoft:

    Seriously. No nasty side effects like nose candy, and convenient pill form. How else am I supposed to work 7 days a week on only 3 hours of sleep? And I imagine these faceless tots have similar schedules.

    What? Long-term health effects? What do you mean?

  12. Julio Allison  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    Said pop star wouldn’t happen to, say…”wear the pants”, would she?

  13. Bob Loblaw  |   Posted on Jul 12th, 2007

    Love me or hate me, that is the question
    Now listen to me talk without interjection.

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