July 12th, 2007 // 6 Comments

Yes, this is real: “Beginning last Monday, you’ll notice we’ve added a new menu item for the summer called Chik’N Stik’Ns. Now, this nifty new Krystal creation will not only please your taste buds – but it’s also going to fill your music players’ ear buds. See, every time you purchase the delicious, all-white meat chicken tenderloins, you’ll receive two free music downloads from Universal Music Group.” [If you don't like Krystal You Can "Bite Me!", via Hypebot]


  1. ragandboneshop

    I just spent about five minutes clicking around the web trying to figure out if Krystal was real, if it was a band or a restaurant or a meat product or a blog or a “viral” “funny” “joke.” I actually didn’t figure it out.

  2. Maura Johnston

    it’s real.

  3. Ned Raggett

    My soul can’t die inside from reading this, it’s long since burnt to a crisp.

  4. Kate Richardson

    @ragandboneshop: Don’t spend too much time in the South, do you? Krystal=White Castle, tiny burgers and all.

  5. ragandboneshop

    I don’t get out much, it’s true.

  6. Jody @ Omaha 4G Wireless

    Hi there, just browsing for information for my Omaha 4g site. Amazing the amount of information on the web. Wasn’t what I was looking for, but great site. Have a great day.

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