Rihanna’s “Umbrella” has been No. 1 for nine weeks in the UK; during that time, it’s been particularly rainy over there, no doubt causing people to go a little batty: “And now experts are wondering if clubbers who have been partying to Umbrella have unwittingly been doing a RAINDANCE.” [The Sun, via No Rock And Roll Fun]
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It has rained for something like 47 days straight in Ireland, and every time I walk into a shop and hear that damn song, I just want to punch Rhianna in the face and steal her fecking umbrella. “Batty” is an understatement.
Not if these guys have anything to say about it Kelefa Sanneh defines the song of the summer a whole lot more specifically than I do.