In the same week that the Transportation Security Authority said that women can once again bring the breast milk God gave them on flights, there was apparently a (heh) green alert sounded at a U.S. airport. Today’s New York Daily News wants to know: “Which toke-loving chart-toppers caused a security scare because they were so stoned they left behind unattended luggage at an airport?” And frankly, because no one’s been arrested, posted a public apology to Clive Davis on their Web site, or changed their album release date to 9/11 yet this morning, so do we:

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So who was it? As Maura said, “That seems like the sort of ‘item’ to plant about Hinder’s career to make them seem ‘awesome.’” But can you really trust repressed Christian teen-pop stars who’ve recorded a cover of “Do You Believe in Magic”?

Don’t shoot the messenger [New York Daily News, last item]