Do you enjoy instant messaging? Dream of interacting with the bands of the Family Values Tour? Really? Was it the second question that ruined it? Are you sure you don’t want to enter a contest to win tickets to the CIRCLE PIT? I know, the capitalization is unnecessary. The VP of Marketing at the Firm is making us do it.–he said it would seem more “extreme.” Yeah, I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean either. [BusinessWire]