There’s a movie coming out about the WTO protests in Seattle–you know, the ones from eight years ago–and Andre 3000 is apparently going to be in it. If we’re lucky, it’ll be a Strindberg-style symbolist drama, and Andre will be playing Oppressive Trade Policies. (Woody Harrelson will play Flawed Social Consciousness, and there will be a climactic ballet expressing globalization’s unintended negative consequences. Bill Clinton will play himself, but wearing a Bill Clinton mask.) Also, Andre loves pirates. “Pirates, pirates, pirates,” he says. [MTV]