R. Kelly, All-Seeing Closet Dweller


Above, the trailer for the next 10 episodes of R. Kelly’s Trapped In The Closet hip-hopera, which is mostly taken up by a recap of the series’ first 12 installments (including some crazy vocalizng from Kells that may have been the result of a happy studio accident). Two things piqued our interest in the 10 seconds’ worth of scenes from upcoming episodes: one, there’s apparently a high-speed car-helicopter chase; and two, why is Angel R. Kelly slipping what looks like a car key into Sylvester R. Kelly’s front pocket? Is the final scene of Trapped going to pay homage to the Pinto ex machina finale of The Apple? Because if it did, “irony” would officially be dead and buried for the rest of time.

R. Kelly [YouTube, via The Daily Swarm]

 
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  1. Nicolars  |   Posted on Aug 1st, 2007

    If only there were some way to work in the Usher/Tameka Foster drama.

  2. Ned Raggett  |   Posted on Aug 1st, 2007

    Joss Ackland’s still alive. He could redo Mr. Topps easy.

  3. That Guy  |   Posted on Aug 1st, 2007

    The video appears to be pulled, here’s an alternate that is working. For now, at least…

    [www.youtube.com]

  4. Maura Johnston  |   Posted on Aug 1st, 2007

    @ThatGuy: Thanks!

  5. nonce  |   Posted on Aug 1st, 2007

    When I first saw some of the first dozen episodes, I thought “what a weird joke.”

    And then it turns out that it’s not a joke, and people are actually following it as they would a standard soap opera. Featuring R. Kelly’s own version of sung-sprach.

    I think that was the moment I decided to pack it in and become a corporate lawyer. Thanks, R.!

  6. marc h.  |   Posted on Aug 1st, 2007

    When I die, on my gravestone, it will say, “Here lies a man who passed up a chance to type ’sausage-head-ass policeman’ (and get paid for it).”

  7. Tommy  |   Posted on Aug 2nd, 2007

    I hate to spoil the ending for you folks, but here’s what happens in the final episode: R. Kelly comes out of the closet!
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  8. deusdiabolus  |   Posted on Aug 3rd, 2007

    R. Kelly kills Snape and starts dating Hermione.

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