A few years ago, I read something by critic Frank Kogan where he described a game he played with song and album titles. The rule was simple: simply add the words “with a butcher knife” to the end of whatever name comes up. A few nights ago, out with friends at a bar, we played the game and came up with a few great ones: He’s the DJ, I’m the Rapper With A Butcher Knife; Standing on the Verge of Getting It On with a Butcher Knife; Still Caught Up With A Butcher Knife; “Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow With A Butcher Knife?” Tell us–which ones did we miss? Your best efforts only, of course.
A Sharper Variation On The Name Game
August 2nd, 2007 // 6 Comments
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I Shot the Sheriff With a Butcher Knife
Give Peace a Chance With a Butcher Knife
Love the One You’re With With a Butcher Knife
Safety Dance With a Butcher Knife
Satisfaction With a Butcher Kife
Some Have To Dance, Some Have To Kill With A Butcher Knife
The Fragile With A Butcher Knife
The Last Temptation Of Reid With A Butcher Knife
Lust With A Butcher Knife
Stick It To Ya With A Butcher Knife
Licensed To Ill With A Butcher Knife
Falling Into You With A Butcher Knife
Musick To Play In The Dark With A Butcher Knife
Get Some – Go Again With A Butcher Knife
Reign In Blood With A Butcher Knife
Songs:
The Power Of Love With A Butcher Knife
Love In An Elevator With A Butcher Knife
Modern Day Delilah With A Butcher Knife
Run To You With A Butcher Knife
Black Sabbath (chronological):
Behind the Wall of Sleep with a Butcher Knife
Paranoid with a Butcher Knife
Iron man with a Butcher Knife
Children of the Grave with a Butcher Knife
Solitude with a Butcher Knife
Under the Sun with a Butcher Knife
Killing Yourself to Live with a Butcher Knife
A National Acrobat with a Butcher Knife
The Thrill of it All with a Butcher Knife
You Won’t Change Me with a Butcher Knife
Never Say Die with a Butcher Knife
Die Young with a Butcher Knife
Country Girl with a Butcher Knife
Falling off the Edge of the World with a Butcher Knife
Disturbing the Priest with a Butcher Knife
Born Again with a Butcher Knife!
All Mahalia Jackson edition:
Up in Jerusalem with a Butcher Knife
Prayer Changes Things with a Butcher Knife
I’m on My Way to Canaan with a Butcher Knife
How I Got Over with a Butcher Knife
Come to Jesus with a Butcher Knife
I Gave Up Everything to Follow Him with a Butcher Knife
It Pays to Serve the Lord with a Butcher Knife
Jesus Met the Woman at the Well with a Butcher Knife
Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen with a Butcher Knife
He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands with a Butcher Knife
You guyyyys, how did you miss:
* A Weekend In the City With A Butcher Knife
* Walking With Thee (With A Butcher Knife)
* Turn On the Bright Lights With A Butcher Knife
* This Is Meant To Hurt You With A Butcher Knife
* Seven’s Travels With A Butcher Knife
* Return to Cookie Mountain With A Butcher Knife
* Please Describe Yourself With A Butcher Knife
* My Aim Is True With A Butcher Knife