It’ll Take A Crack Team Of Readers To Solve This Lollapalooza Blind Item

lolla.jpgFrom today’s Gatecrasher: “Which troubled, hard-partying Lollapalooza performer cleared out a bathroom over the weekend in Chicago and then smoked what our spy-in-the-stall swears was a crack pipe?” Hmm! Well, it doesn’t seem like there was a Moldy Peaches reunion on the bill, so they’re out. Our guesses are after the jump.

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  1. Lucas Jensen  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    Honestly, I really don’t know. Seriously. I must not be up on stuff.

  2. PengIn  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    Your dark horse candidate: Mike McCready

  3. Trackback  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    Mr. Big Spender Bruce Willis appears to have spoiled his 20-something girlfriend Tamara Feldman with a brand new set of presents.

  4. rrnate  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    I’m going with Perry Farrel. I don’t know that he performed but assumed he wiggled his shitty party band on the bill, and if you were fronting something that bad, you’d need a little privacy/crack as well.

    -nt-

  5. katieee  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    I’m guessing someone who has a convenient place to hide a crack pipe, like, say, a beehive hair-do.

  6. LiquidHeaven  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    Gotta be together… mickey probably pulled out another of Winos teeth and hollowed it out for a pipe. Nothing like some good crack!

  7. Marla Collins  |   Posted on Aug 8th, 2007

    Well if it was Wino, it certainly wasn’t prior to her performance. I’ve seen more animated performances at an autism convention.

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