Drunk off her ass on mojitos (and a little Jack) following a video shoot wrap, Britney Spears proceeded to pull her junk out of her shirt and grab the first warm body nearby like she was suddenly at Daytona spriiiiiing breaaaaaak. Humping all over some poor extra in a swimming pool before trying to pull a Mrs. Robinson in her skivvies, she’s apparently recommitted herself to continuing her shameless streak of dissaociative behavior, despite signs last week that she might actually be pulling her act together. While Brtiney’s impromptu makeout victim is obviously a d-bag who called the tabloids first thing (he should have been calling the free clinic), I do salute him for choosing to take his drunk friend home rather than sticking around to seal the deal. It’s never cool to take advantage of a drunk girl, and you just know Britney’s the kind of one-night stand who wants to start picking out china patterns the next day.
My Romp With Topless Britney [The Sun]