A juicy if typically vague blind item at Concrete Loop casts doubt on the heterosexuality of yet another female rapper–or, excuse us, “hip-hop lesbian,” which could mean anyone from a journalist to a label gofer, but we’re gonna guess it’s a rapper–who has some very specific requests in bed. This silly “mystery” looks like a job for our comments box pollsters: Which hip-hop honey wants to be your father figure? You can find out a little bit more about this lady and our guesses as to her identity (which, to be fair, include just about every female rapper who’s released an album in the last two years) after the jump:
This hip-hop lesbian is down for her role as the “man” in her relationships. She tells her friends, “I put my mack down in and outta bed.” This skirt chaser is also known to raid escort agencies for pretty girls. She brings the sex toys to use and is known to freak out if escorts suggest using the gadgets on her (fear of penetration).
The escorts add: You also have to call her “Big Daddy” throughout the encounter or she gets very angry, won’t tip and won’t request you again.
Another Hip-Hop Lesbian [Concrete Loop]
Write-in: Lady Sovereign
Eve. She picked up prostitutes in Miami Beach in plain view of people.
Blind item? Get your eyes checked.
Missy Elliott.
Months ago a lesbian I work with was dishing it up about Queen Latifah (via grapevine, not her experience).
Well, Latifah, Missy Elliott and Eve are all lesbians…but I would guess Missy.
With that list, it’s easier to pick who ISN’T.
I don’t think it’s her, but I’m miffed that you left off M.I.A.
Latifah and Missy Elliott. Doh.
It’s Queen Latifah. TRUST me.
Def NOT Eve– she has no “fear of penetration” as evidenced by that lovely sex tape floating around the internets which shows the guy shoving a huge dildo into her with the camera pointing right up her hooha.
I say it’s Latifah or Missy.
i said shawna, bc she wants to li-li-li-lick someone from their head to their toes…and no one wants to do that to ludacris
My first thought was Wendy Williams.
Uffie
@SexFlush: damn, where the hell have I been and why have I not seen this?
@no.no.notorious: What’s wrong with Ludicris….wait…what?
Got to be Missy. I think the key is in the line “…been known to FREAK OUT if escorts suggest…”
She likes to get her freak on, so why wouldn’t she freak out, ya know?
Also… who cares?
@lajaponais: trust me, it’s not worth it.
Blind item? Must be Doug Waechter, if I’ve learned anything from On the DL…
@drjayphd: if ONLY doug waechter would put out a hip-hop album. i would love to hear his rhymes about rocco baldelli’s oh-so-delicate quads…
My friend sold a harness and dildos to Queen Latifah and her girlfriend at the Pleasure Chest in L.A. And her and MC Lyte (conspicuously missing from this list) used to throw infamous dyke parties in Brooklyn back in the early 90s.
So naturally I think the answer is “Gangsta Boo”. Cuz she really needs some press since she went and found God and left the rap game behind.
how blind is this item, stevie wonder blind or ray charles blind or buggles blind?
the pussypossee’s $$ is on the queen. but missy does know about the cho-cha.
Man, this poll is missing the most obvious choice…Charlie Baltimore, anyone? She’s such an also-ran that she’s not only likely the subject of such a blind item, she also probably leaked the damn thing.
No Da Brat on the list?
Latifah makes the most sense, but my dark horse vote goes to Gloria Velez (”Big Pimpin” vid & more). Can’t verify that she actually dines at the Y, but she’s definitely got a female pimp thing going on these days…
Wait, Queen Latifah’s a lesbian? In a blind item? Where’d you stash the time machine, I wanna go back to the aughts…
I’d also like to second Da Brat as a write-in nominee.