Sorry, suckas: Vince Neil’s cruise is sold out. If you didn’t get tickets to this once-in-a-lifetime event where the sad inhabitants of Behind The Music get drunk on a boat and wonder what happened to the good old days man, you can think of me in January when you’re freezing and I’m sucking back Cuervo and playing poker in a wet t-shirt with Blackie Lawless. [Blabbermouth]